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Deli Slices

Our wide range of cold cut wheat meats perfect for a wrap, sandwich, salad or what ever takes your fancy. These are all able to be frozen on day of purchase or simply kept in the fridge.

Gluten Free Options coming soon!

Cold Cuts

The Chief

(Bacon style)

Our signature streaky bacon is tasty cold or fried for the ultimate BLT

£1.50 per 100g

Vital Wheat Gluten, Chickpea Flour, Tofu (Soya bean), Chickpeas, Chickpea Flour, Miso Paste (soya bean)Soy Sauce, Apple juice, Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Suet, Mushroom, Onion, Maple syrup, Nutritional Yeast, Soy Milk, Smoked Paprika, Garlic & Onion powder, Liquid Smoke (water, hickory smoke flavour, vinegar, molasses, caramel colour, salt), Sea Salt, E127 Colour, Pepper- may contain nuts
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The Wiggum

(Ham style)

The great lunch favourite, perfect a sandwich with mustard and mayo

£1.70 per 100g

Vital Wheat Gluten, Tofu (Soya bean), Plain Flour (Gluten), Miso Paste (soya bean), Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Stock (celery), Maple Syrup, Liquid Smoke (water, hickory smoke flavour, vinegar, molasses, caramel colour, salt) , Tomato Powder, Paprika, Celery, Garlic powder, Onion powder, Salt, Pepper, E127 Colourmay contain nuts
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Professor Frink

(Turkey style)

Tasty sliced turkey just like our gobble gobble friend with none of the cruelty.

£1.70 per 100g

Vital Wheat Gluten, Tofu (Soya bean), Miso Paste (soya bean), Nutritional Yeast, Vegetable Stock (Celery), Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Stock, Nutritional Yeast, Garlic, Celery, Herbs, Salt, Pepper - may contain nuts
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Khlav Kalash

(Doner style)

Spiced and sliced - the drunken walk home favourite. Great with chips, chilli sauce and mayo or in a pitta with salad

£1.00 per 100g

Vital Wheat Gluten, Borlotti & Kidney Beans, Miso Paste (soya bean)Soy Sauce, Vegetable Suet, Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Stock (Celery), Coriander, Chilli, Cumin, Mixed herbs, Salt, Pepper - may contain nuts
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Grade F

(Corned beef style)

Does what it says on the tin! an old family favourite - Cornered Beef

£1.00 per 100g

Vital Wheat Gluten, Plain Flour (Gluten), Kidney Beans, Chickpea Flour, Miso Paste (soya bean), Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Suet, Vegetable Stock (Celery), Soya Sauce, Marmite, Tomato Puree, paprika, Vinegar, Beetroot Powder, Garlic powder, Onion powder, Pickling Spices, Salt, Pepper - may contain nuts
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Fat Tony

(Pastrami style)

The New York deli style - pastrami style

£1.80 per 100g

Vital Wheat Gluten, Butter Beans, Beetroot, Miso Paste (soya bean), Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Stock (Celery), Soya Sauce, Browning Liquid, Liquid Smoke, Marmite, Worcestershire sauce, Smoked paprika, Nutritional Yeast, Sugar, Peppercorns, Coriander, Mustard, Garlic powder, Onion powder, Salt, Pepper- may contain nuts
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Fat Tony

(Pastrami style)

The New York deli style - pastrami style

£1.80 per 100g

Vital Wheat Gluten, Butter Beans, Beetroot, Miso Paste (soya bean), Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Stock (Celery), Soya Sauce, Browning Liquid, Liquid Smoke, Marmite, Worcestershire sauce, Smoked paprika, Nutritional Yeast, Sugar, Peppercorns, Coriander, Mustard, Garlic powder, Onion powder, Salt, Pepper- may contain nuts
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Fat Tony

(Pastrami style)

The New York deli style - pastrami style

£1.80 per 100g

Vital Wheat Gluten, Butter Beans, Beetroot, Miso Paste (soya bean), Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Stock (Celery), Soya Sauce, Browning Liquid, Liquid Smoke, Marmite, Worcestershire sauce, Smoked paprika, Nutritional Yeast, Sugar, Peppercorns, Coriander, Mustard, Garlic powder, Onion powder, Salt, Pepper- may contain nuts
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Smoked Selection

We will occasionally carry smoked items below but a whole joint can be requested through pre-order sliced to your preference.

All our smoked deli slices are smoked by hand in our custom made smoker using apple and cheery wood chips for renewable sources. It is put through a cool smoke of about 100c for up to 2 hours. To give a unique tasty but still succulent deli slice.

Smoked Chief

(Bacon style)

Our signature streaky bacon smoked for a couple of hours over hardwood lump wood and apple and cherry wood chips to give a mouth watering sensational flavour.

£1.90 per 100g

Vital Wheat Gluten, Chickpea Flour, Tofu (Soya bean), Chickpeas, Chickpea Flour, Miso Paste (soya bean)Soy Sauce, Apple juice, Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Suet, Vegetable Stock (Celery), Mushroom, Onion, Maple syrup, Nutritional Yeast, Soy Milk, Salt, E127 Colour, Pepper- may contain nuts
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Smoked Wiggum

(Ham style)

Our succulent Wiggum maple glazed and smoked for a couple of hours over hardwood lump wood and apple and cherry wood chips giving a fantastic flavour

£1.90 per 100g

Vital Wheat Gluten, Tofu (Soya bean), Plain Flour (Gluten), Miso Paste (soya bean), Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Stock (Celery), Maple Syrup, Liquid Smoke, Tomato Powder, Paprika, Celery, Garlic powder, Onion powder, Salt, Pepper, E127 Colourmay contain nuts
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Smoked Professor Frink

(Turkey style)

Smoked torquay. Excellent in sandwich with a heap of veganaise, mustard, lettuce and tomato.

£1.90 per 100g

Vital Wheat Gluten, Tofu (Soya bean), Miso Paste (soya bean), Nutritional Yeast, Vegetable Stock (Celery), Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Stock, Nutritional Yeast, Garlic, Celery, Herbs, Salt, Pepper - may contain nuts
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